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Better Call Saul 

The first thing any intelligent criminal says when he's suddenly in a boatload of trouble.
"The feds just caught me with a shitload of meth in my rolling meth lab! Better call Saul!
Better Call Saul by rcs October 6, 2013

kiss it better 

literally kissing whatever area hurts in order to make it feel better.
-"my leg got run over by a trailer"
-"awe ill kiss it better for you!!"
kiss it better by ashedpotatoes April 22, 2017

better call saul effect 

the occurrence of the feeling of discomfort (or inability to continue) while watching other tv shows because better call saul sets the bar too high
it's better call saul effect again, my brain won't allow watching any show on tv.

Exotic Butters

A meme Originating from Five Nights At Freddy's: Sister location. At the start of the fifth night, "Eggs Benedict" (The name given to the player on night 1 by Handunit, an artificial intelligence designed for maintinence) is offered a variety of gift baskets as a reward for a week's work. Predictably, HandUnit misinterprets his choice and, instead of picking a basket of fruits, nuts, flowers, or cash, instead chooses for him the completely random option of "exotic butters". The basket then shows up as a clickable object in the 'Extras' menu, where clicking just repeats the phrase 'exotic butters'. The utter absurdity of it quickly reached memetic status.
HandUnit- "As a reward for completing your first week, the company is giving you a complementary gift basket of your choice, the cost of which will be deducted from your pay. We have baskets containing Fruits, Nuts, Flowers, and the ever popular cash basket. Using the keypad, please type the first few letters of the basket you would like to recieve."

Player- "I want the cash basket!" (attempts to type cash)

Handunit- "It seems you had a bit of trouble with the keypad. I see what you were trying to type, and I will now autocorrect it for you. Thank you for selecting: EXOTIC BUTTERS."

Player- "Oh for the love of..." (Proceeds to facepalm)
Exotic Butters by Praxys October 14, 2016

better not bring your kids 

Dave Chapelle made this phrase famous in his own show.
See also I am rich, biatch, I am Rick James, bitch etc.
One funny ass motherfucking sonofabitch, hell yeah!
So you see his show. Season 2 where he is donating money to some streetmusicans while shouting "better not bring your kids", just funny!

"Better not bring your kids, bitch"

For the lack of a better word 

A term used by somebody when they can not quite think of the term they want to use, so they settle for another word or term.
This movie is... scary, for the lack of a better word.