bet you won't swing 

Tellin someone you bet they won't do something, particularily you bet they won't start a fight.

Girl I'm bout to beat his ass!

I bet you won't swing!

bet you won't swing by JYahhh December 21, 2009

you bet your ass 

means you can be absolutely sure

Don't you love the other chick?
you bet your ass I do.

you bet your ass by THEBEDBUG October 20, 2015

you bet you 

a deliberately annoying, or innocently stupid way of saying "you betcha" (first noticed on The Young And The Restless spoken by Victor Newman)

Hey, turd! Do you want a beer?
You bet you.

you bet you by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008

you bet your ass 

syn. absolutely certain

you bet your ass I banged her. right and proper.

you bet your ass by Anonymous November 17, 2002

you bet your bucket 

Same as you bet. It means that you are completely sure of what you or someone else has said; certainly.

Coined by Tobuscus in his Tobuscus Animated Adventures #5 episode.

Gabuscus: You're starting a fund-raising campaign?!
Tobuscus: You bet your bucket I am!
Gabuscus: That's not even a saying!
Tobuscus: I was thinking we could raise money for weapons, so we could defeat the zombies.

you bet your bucket by harvesterboy June 8, 2013

You bet your dick and balls 

A phrase said when something is sure to happen. A guarantee.

Example 1
Don: You going to the ice cream social tonight?
Craig: You bet your dick and balls I am!

Example 2
Craig: Are you trading that Carlton Fisk baseball card?
Don: You bet your dick and balls I am!

You bet your dick and balls by fartmaster69 October 31, 2011

you can bet your biffy

Slang: "You bet your ass."

Bob: "Hey Joe, wasn't that just the greatest movie that we just saw?" Joe: "You can bet your biffy that it was, Bob!"

you can bet your biffy by terra esoteric December 24, 2009