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Heavy Bessies 

Fat girl boobs that when left unsupported, the nipples point to the ground as if pulled by some polar magnetic force.

Research shows that this most likely to occur in girls who only have boobs because they are fat. Not so often with girls who just have large breasticles.
She really had some heavy bessies. I had to lay on the floor to see them nipz.

Heavy Bessies by Four20AllDay February 5, 2008
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Wet Bessies 

Engorged and lactating female breasts. A throw back to Bessie the Cow.
My wet Bessies are so engorged.

My wet bessies are leaking.

She has the biggest wet bessies.
Wet Bessies by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018
even better than the best
Patrick is the bestiest buddy to maggie
bestiest by pnaremore October 28, 2013
in simple terms, its just saying Best Friend, just quicker to say and much easier, can have other spellings, Bessy, Bessies
I'd like you to meet the guys, these guys are my bessies!
Bessies by Drewdan August 17, 2006

Bessies to Be 

A phrase used for a friendly relationship between you and another person which has not yet begun. Usually used if you particularly want to become best friends with this person.
Person 1: "Awh, Jake seems like such a good guy!"

Person 2: "He really is!"

Person 1: "Me and Jake are definatley Bessies to Be."
Bessies to Be by parachutes March 5, 2010

Bestiest Bestie

Better than besties obvi. Always talking together. Always have your back. Always always make up. LOVE fighting each other. Tell each other EVERYTHING. Have a love-hate relationship. One bestie is very child-like and other is very mature. One bestie is WAY smarter than the other. Keep each other in check. Tend to hangout often. Do very idiotic things together. Want to make each other happy at all times. Acknowledge that everything they say is important. Can always come over without asking for permission. Support each other no matter what. Give each other gifts!! Take time to think of how thankful they are for the other!! Always flip each other off! But all in all bestiest besties are for lifers!!
wow.. that’s my bestiest bestie FOR REAL.

bessieship 

the bessieship is a metaphor for a great friendship with your bessie ie- your best friend
Person1:dude...i so love our bessieship!
Person2: i know it kicks bum1
bessieship by dougdan hartom December 9, 2008