bernardi

/bə nɑ di/

Noun (plural):

The visible marks on an undergarment caused by a shart (singular: bernardi)

Synonym: skid marks

NB: while skid marks may be attributed to poor wiping, bernardi are distinct as the results of a shart.

"Of all the bernardi, the South Australian Senator's bernardus was the biggest and foulest"

*Prrrrrrppp* "Ewwww, I wonder if that shart left a single bernardus or a Jackson Pollock-esque canvas of bernardi?"

bernardi by CitizenConcern July 15, 2016

Bernardi

The greatest teacher of all times.
Usually of short stature and with a showy white beard.

My science teacher is a real Bernardi .

Bernardi by Clubs deuce March 19, 2022

Bernardi Party 

Much like ex Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s Bunga Bunga parties, a Bernardi party is a gathering of a sexual nature, in this instance involving copulation between humans and another species of mammal. A Bernardi Party is named after Australian Senator, Cory Bernardi, who announced recently that same sex marriage is a gateway to bestiality.

Frank: Hey Dezza, what’s happening Saturday night? Any ladies coming around?
Darren: Na mate, thinking of having a Bernardi Party down at York Peninsular.

Frank: Ooh you are a sick fuck Dez. I’m in.

Bernardi Party by Tobster September 21, 2012

Bernardi Party 

Linked to the verb Bernardiing. The Bernardi Party is the collective noun for those who have fantasies about intercourse with particular mammals other than humans.

The Bernardi Party visited me on my farm in Ithaca.

I was elated when the Bernardi Party sponsored my dog washing business.

Bernardi Party by Paperjar February 10, 2018

The Bernardi 

When the male partner sticks his finger in the females ass and swirls it around!!

so there i was doing her from behind and i gave her the bernardi!

The Bernardi by dick withers March 4, 2009

nick bernardi 

Nick Bernardi is the most caring and kind person on the planet he loves everyone and everything, he will always have respect for girls and is very good in bed for all the girls out their go for Nick Bernardi

Nick Bernardi is very good in bed

nick bernardi by Nickyyy bb December 13, 2017

matt bernardi

Matt Bernardi is someone with an absolutely massive cock. He is a full sender and watches Steve will do it. He doesn’t give a fuck about his grades and likes smoking weed and eating pizza. He also likes Football and Gronk.

“I heard that kid Matt Bernardi has a hugeeee peen. He’s definitely going D1.”

matt bernardi by Big daddy Matt May 13, 2020