Top Definition
/bə nɑ di/

Noun (plural):

The visible marks on an undergarment caused by a shart (singular: bernardi)

Synonym: skid marks

NB: while skid marks may be attributed to poor wiping, bernardi are distinct as the results of a shart.
"Of all the bernardi, the South Australian Senator's bernardus was the biggest and foulest"

*Prrrrrrppp* "Ewwww, I wonder if that shart left a single bernardus or a Jackson Pollock-esque canvas of bernardi?"
by CitizenConcern July 15, 2016
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