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begfriend 

Somebody who follows somebody around but the person they are following doesn't even like them.
Lily Allen: Hey guys!
Sarah Jessica parker: ugh
Queen Elizabeth: She's such a begfriend.
begfriend by biff98 November 12, 2011

Begfriend 

a begfreind is someone that nobody likes.he/her tags along thinking that you will accept them with open arms and will usually will do anything to be accepted
"Get out of sight you fucking begfriend"
Begfriend by Knife-Man February 11, 2006

bergered 

1. to intentionally do harm to another in a way that results in a buzz kill.

2. the position that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems extremely difficult or impossible to solve.

3. incompetence resulting in an incomplete or poorly completed task.

4. doomed or destined for failure.

5. to literally take it from behind.
1. "That cop totally bergered us."

2. "Dude, we are so bergered right now!"

3. "Mike bergered that TPS report."

4. "The Iraqis are completely bergered."

5. "Tim has severe pain from getting bergered so hard last night."
aka dbagged
aka mcwhacked
aka j'd

being directly affected by an adverse outcome
dh: did you hear that parker got his dick lopped off at the factory last week?

bill: man, that sucks! he totally got j'berried.
j'berried by hi i'm hey he's December 20, 2009

Swedish Berried 

To enjoy a large quantity of Swedish Berries with someone close to you.

Often throwing or catching them with your mouth.

Leads to a feeling of personal hate after for having so much sugar. Then reminding yourself that berries can possibly be bad, they're a fruit
Greg: I got some Swedish berries :O

Christina: Arn't those bad for my diet?

Greg: Of course not, how can fruit be bad for you?

Christina: I love how your mind works

Greg: "lets get Swedish Berried"
Swedish Berried by Gmoney1393 November 30, 2011

begfriend 

someone who is annoying, constantly following you and just there when you don't want them to be!!!!
go away you little begfriend!
begfriend by darkfox December 2, 2003