(burr-gerk^eng) a mime of orgasm carried out by guys whose blood alcohol content prevents erection - never mind a bonafide spooge event - usually in the loo of a 24 hour fast food emporium, near dirty moist tile so that the charade can be completed with a rubbing of imaginary ejaculate fluid with toe of shoe.
*bergerking ho* a woman who pretends not to notice the mime in hopes of the bergerker purchasing them a chicken fillet sandwich meal and before driving them to the home of the guy they would much rather be with...
16:20 zB: MY LOVE IS LIKE TICKING CLOCK 16:20 zB: BERGERKER
16:20 zB: WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKING F***
16:20 zB: BERGERKER
Berserking, when you accidentally have sex with your mother, light her pubic hair on fire, and suck on her vagina. Afterward, to put the fire out, you ejaculate all over it and accidentally miss. Then, add bleach while yelling "Victory, you didn't have a high enough kill-to-death ratio to train me!"
You | “Last night I was berserking my mom and got grounded for a week, but it was worth it.”
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.