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(burr-gerk^eng) a mime of orgasm carried out by guys whose blood alcohol content prevents erection - never mind a bonafide spooge event - usually in the loo of a 24 hour fast food emporium, near dirty moist tile so that the charade can be completed with a rubbing of imaginary ejaculate fluid with toe of shoe.
*bergerking ho* a woman who pretends not to notice the mime in hopes of the bergerker purchasing them a chicken fillet sandwich meal and before driving them to the home of the guy they would much rather be with...

16:20 zB: MY LOVE IS LIKE TICKING CLOCK
16:20 zB: BERGERKER
16:20 zB: WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKING F***
16:20 zB: BERGERKER
by Roland D. Lebay July 18, 2005

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