Baloobus 

A state of intoxication reached when one cannot spell ones face, shit-faced, generally dyinestest .
Elements of this condition include rowdy behaviour, plate smashing, gobbledygook, an adverse reaction to gravity, the inailty to hold ones pint, birds swaying and trees singing.
You may have to hold on to the pavement to prevent yourself from falling off of the ground.
after an incubation perioud of about 10 hours this condition develops into Dyinest man syndrome.

"Yeah Padraig was so Baloobus, he fornicated with the couch and then didn't call it the next day"

Baloobus by John Prendergast April 2, 2007

Bloobis 

A cry baby, someone who does nothing but whine and complain all day.

Bloobis: *wahhhhhhhhhh*
Bro: Shut up you stupid fuckin' bloobis.

Bloobis by ayytmoney November 25, 2014

Bloobies 

the breasts of blue-skinned aliens or other humanoids, such as those of Zhaan, the Delvian Seek of Farscape.

I wonder what Zhaan's bloobies look like?!?

Bloobies by kateshampoo September 12, 2006

boobius 

"booby-us" adj. Objects, spaces, people, faces etc., that appear to look similar to the shape of breasts or 'boobies'.

"My, that mountain over there looks rather 'boobius' "

boobius by Seth Alex May 2, 2006

Bollobius 

Pronounced, Bowl-Low-Be-Us

Adjective

1. Large and excited.

2. Excessive energy but lacking in agility.

"That fat lard is quite bollobius."

"Dude, your mom is bollobius."

Bollobius by i heart to make heart March 21, 2009

bloobies 

Blue balls syndrome,common for pedophiles,furries,and asian lovers.

Charles has a massive case of bloobies, so much so that Jade will not touch him because of fear of being splurged on.

bloobies by Orgasmic Chef January 7, 2008

Bloobies 

when you haven't had any kind of sexual anything with a woman for a very long time and you try to make it better by massive masterbation you develop a case of the bloobies or (blue balls).

Colton has the biggest damn case of the blue balls i've ever seen. They look like giant blue berries for Christ's sake.

Bloobies by Austin Reed February 5, 2005