seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids 

you probably got this from an ad didnt you

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some random dude:and...
you:idk didnt think id get this far

seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids by hoiyah ur mum April 26, 2022

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now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled. 

hermione granger - the philosophers stone

"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley

now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled. by hermione p October 12, 2023

Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten! 

best line in ultrakill

Minos fucking prime: Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

V1: no I win

Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten! by KFCworker April 26, 2025

beforenoon 

The time of day after midnight and before noon . It's the opposite of afternoon.

A: Hey B, are you going to the beach tomorrow?
B: No, sorry, I have a lot of work for tommorow beforenoon. Maybe next time?

beforenoon by beforenoonisaword November 26, 2021

Good beforenoon 

Comes after Good morning and before Good afternoon. Usually used between 10 and 12 o'clock.

Dave: Good morning friend!
Bob: Actually it's 10:18 and therefor you say Good beforenoon.
Dave: Ooh, sorry didn't realize it had past 10"

Good beforenoon by Mr. Noon May 7, 2019

Beforeno 

The terrible yet oddly amusing dialogue and development in a porno before the actual porn begins.

"That beforeno was so bad I couldn't stop laughing!"

Beforeno by Rogue Monkeys June 20, 2015