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Besto Pesto 

A Besto Pesto is someone who is your best friend in the whole world. You will do anything dumb with them, bully them relentlessly, but love them unconditionally. They stick with you everywhere you go and never leave your side. You are Besto Pestos with them even if you aren't together for a little bit. Unlike best friends, you only get one Besto Pesto in your life. Choose wisely.
"You're my Besto Pesto. Even though I'm mad at you, I'll love you forever."
Besto Pesto by Bill Brian November 13, 2019
Related Words
uncomprehendingly beast to an extreme level
Hey Jack! Did you see Marko's new kicks? They are totally beastos!
beastos by beastosman August 20, 2017

Beerstorming 

The act of Brainstorming (politically correct version - Thought shower)within an alcohol-fuelled environment such as a pub or wine bar if you are a fancy Dan.
Let's head down the pub for a beerstorming session to iron out the details, what are you drinking Sammy B?
Beerstorming by Big OllieD April 6, 2009

Besto Friendo 

Someone who's type of woman is a tall one with a large ass, like Jennifer Lawrence
Sank you so much, BESTO FRIENDO!!!
Besto Friendo by Sumtaing_wong September 5, 2021

beastocity

the level of beast that something is.
The beastocity of that guy exceeds 100.
beastocity by splooge_11 June 7, 2005

Bestovus 

Bestovus is the day after Festivus. Just as Christmas is followed by Boxing Day, Festivus (the anti-Christmas) is followed by Bestovus (the anti-Boxing Day). While Festivus involves the "airing of the grievances" and "feats of strength", Bestovus smooths things over with those people we may have hurt the previous day. It is a day where we display the "best-of-us" by giving of ourselves - ironically a return to the original meaning of "Boxing Day". It is the first day of artificial and superficial niceness for the next 364 days, building up to the wonderful release next Festivus. As the opposite of the current orgiastic materialism and capitalism of Boxing Day, Bestovus is non-consumerist. This is consistent with the non-materialist symbol of Festivus - a bare aluminum pole. Festivus can actually be any day you want to have it making Bestovus similarly pliable, but the standard for Festivus is December 23rd so Bestovus would be December 24th.
I can't believe you would shop at Wal-Mart, especially on Bestovus!

Remember what I said about your ugly shoes yesterday? Since it's Bestovus, I take it all back.

Since it's Bestovus, I'll be working at the soup kitchen instead of redeeming my gift cards.
Bestovus by BruinRedbridge December 24, 2010