Beerked

The result or the anticipated result of the overindulgence of alcoholic beverages, especially beer.

Synonyms: Drunk, bombed, boosy, inebriated, intoxicated, loaded, plastered, smashed, tight, tipsy, under the influence, wasted.

Antonyms: Sober, straight

Let's get beerked.

I got beerked last night.

Beerked by johnny j aka tiki man May 26, 2009

Beerker 

A drinking game known only to the most courageous of alcoholics. Beerker combines the two greatest things known to man, beer and poker, into one spectacular event. In the first round, a player can wager up to three drinks and must guess a card. To win the bet, the player's guess must be within three cards of the actual card value. If the player wins the bet, he/she chooses one opponent to consume the wagered number of drinks. If the player loses the bet, however, everyone else points and yells “Beerker!” in a demeaning manner. With each passing round the card range in which a player’s guess can be correct becomes smaller, while the minimum number of drinks increases. These round-by-round changes decrease the player's probability of a correct guess, but increase the probability of alcohol poisoning. The game ends with the infamous bonus round, in which players can wager anything humanly possible.

Player 1: "I wager 8 drinks and cutting my wrists vertically! I guess the card will be a 5!"

*Card comes up a Queen*

Everyone else: "Beerker!"

Beerker by Camden Maine May 16, 2010

beer keg 

Someone who exceptionally large, but has thin legs, looks like a beer keg on legs

look at her the fuckin beer keg

beer keg by Gazster September 1, 2006

Beerdega 

A corner store in a large city that, aside from regular items, has a surprisingly large and diverse selection of craft beer.

Seth went to the beerdega around the corner from his apartment in Brooklyn to buy a couple of lottery tickets and ended up leaving with several four-packs of new IPA releases.

Beerdega by The Grimm Reaper September 26, 2020

beer keg abs 

six pack abs covered by a beer gut

I have six pack abs but ya can't seem 'cause they're covered by my beer keg abs

beer keg abs by DutchSchultz February 22, 2010

beeregulation 

The economic principle that says reducing rules for bee hives will increase honey production and make bears happier, such as Xi Jinping.

Trump and Ji hugged after Trump passed his policies supporting beeregulation

beeregulation by rfrsiopgjdog April 11, 2023