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Definitions by DutchSchultz

beer keg abs 

I have six pack abs but ya can't seem 'cause they're covered by my beer keg abs
beer keg abs by DutchSchultz February 22, 2010

rock hard love handles

no such thing but tha's my excuse when my cell phone falls off of my belt.
Damn, my rock hard love handles knocked my phone off my belt.
It is the area between the twat and the shitter
Nothing like licking the goo on her twitter
Twitter by DutchSchultz December 9, 2009