Definitions by DutchSchultz

Strawberry milkshake

Strawberry milkshake

I want a strawberry milkshake

Strawberry milkshake by DutchSchultz January 14, 2022

beer keg abs 

six pack abs covered by a beer gut

I have six pack abs but ya can't seem 'cause they're covered by my beer keg abs

beer keg abs by DutchSchultz February 22, 2010

rock hard love handles

no such thing but tha's my excuse when my cell phone falls off of my belt.

Damn, my rock hard love handles knocked my phone off my belt.

rock hard love handles by DutchSchultz February 22, 2010

Twitter 

It is the area between the twat and the shitter

Nothing like licking the goo on her twitter

Twitter by DutchSchultz December 9, 2009