Any vehicle made by BMW.
My dad let me drive his Beemer.
by Ross April 03, 2004
A car driven by rich people, so what , big deal, i cant stand to see them anymore

spoiled asshole drives a beemer
my buddy drove up in a new beemer and i wanted to punch his eyes out

Hey, big deal, so what, yeah its a nice car, i aint jealous jerry
by Carl Mitchell September 05, 2006
a fatass kid in 7th grade who thinks he sooo cool and who is going to fight the kid named julian over a girl. which he loses and dies of a heart attack and marries trisha poopinyourmouth and the fat couples will die 2 day
everybody RUN ITS BEEMER
by FATPPLSHOULDDIE January 30, 2010
a car that is made by bmw a suv is not a beemer a beemer is the car made by bmw
my beemer is ridin' on 19's she's purddy
by JayKay February 25, 2005
A car marketed to the upwardly mobile working and lower-middle classes as a luxury mark. Despite being one of the UKs most common brands, seen by the terminally unimaginative as somehow exclusive.

Distinguishing features are non-functional indicators and a special lens in the windscreen which makes the car in front look further away. This results in typical Beemer driving behaviour such as changing lane or direction without warning and driving two inches from the car in front.
Beemer Baz: Get out of my way - can't you see I'm important?
Driver in front: No, I have a car in front of me, so take your repmobile Beemer out of my ass.
by JimboRangoon March 18, 2008
a horny ass mother fucker!
Beemer is proud to be a horny ass mother fucker.:)
by HaNnAh March 15, 2005
Once upon a time Beemer was someone who worked for IBM, and Bimmer was a reference to a BMW vehicle. People got confused.
The Beemer drove a Bimmer.
by mdtallon October 31, 2015
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