by Devveyovich November 26, 2015
by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
A term used to categorize a female of substantial size and weight. Unlike your standard run of the mill fat girl, Beefers avoid whale-status by engaging in minor physical activities such as running on the treadmill in ten minute intervals, erotically dancing at frat parties, and vigorously waving their arms as they bitch about their relationships (or lack thereof). Beefers travel in herds (also known as beef stampedes) and can reduce a solid B+ party to a C- in as little time as it takes to fit them all through the front door.
Rob: Hey man, is that party worth stopping by for?
Steve: Hell yeah man, theres so much booze its redic- ....Wait, fuck, nevermind a beef stampede just rolled through. Beefers on beefers in this bitch now. FUCK!
Rob: Be there in ten.
Steve: Hell yeah man, theres so much booze its redic- ....Wait, fuck, nevermind a beef stampede just rolled through. Beefers on beefers in this bitch now. FUCK!
Rob: Be there in ten.
by DirtyMikeNDaBoyz December 15, 2014
Hey, wanna go out back and smoke a beefer?
Man, you should have been there on Saturday, Mike rolled one hell of a Beefer.
Man, you should have been there on Saturday, Mike rolled one hell of a Beefer.
by mister_tee January 25, 2021
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Noun. Large hairy men who take off their shirts and "belly buck" each other in a ring. Very similar to Sumo wrestling, but for homosexual redneck men.
Look at those two beefers belly-bucking. One of them has his pants hanging down. I can see his ass-crack. God, beefers turn me on!
by El Duce November 6, 2004
adj.
1. A guy or girl who is WAY too muscular/large/tall for their own good.
2. A goodlooking guy (tall, muscular).
1. A guy or girl who is WAY too muscular/large/tall for their own good.
2. A goodlooking guy (tall, muscular).
1. HOLY SHIT! That chick on the softball team is a frieken BEEFER! Watch out!
2. Daaaaamn dude he's a beefer...hook it up.
2. Daaaaamn dude he's a beefer...hook it up.
by Andrea August 8, 2004