by Chels <3 November 18, 2006
by RGT March 18, 2007
a beefer is a bald person, usually who is bald resulting from getting beefed, aka their hair getting ripped out by another person. originating on parx twitter, it has become a staple in some’s vocabularies
a: oh my god i met waterparks and awsten literally grabbed my hair and yanked it off of my scalp. i’m bleeding.
b: LMAO UR A BEEFER
b: LMAO UR A BEEFER
by boingasmom August 27, 2021
by Kernal November 20, 2004
by britney, bitch January 22, 2009
Slang term for a five pound note in the UK, became popular after the discovery of meat waste products in the production of the note.
by Bellington44 December 1, 2016
A person who is fat, socially awkward, extremely unathletic, and permanently smells like a mixture of body odor and farts. The central wardrobe items in every beefer's closet are tapered sweat pants, novelty t-shirts, flannel and jean jackets. Beefers typically sweat 8-10 times more than their non-beefer counterparts, and have armpit stains within 30 minutes of showing and dressing in the morning. Easily identifiable by their dirt staches, horrid breath and die-hard love for the game of hockey. Only males can be classified as a beefer.
Person 1: Did you catch a whiff of those fat losers trading hockey cards in the K-Mart parking lot yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, what a bunch of beefers.
Person 2: Yeah, what a bunch of beefers.
by cunigs July 23, 2009