beef shield

A piece of beef used as a shield to defend ones self against predators and robots.

Also a word frequently written on school whiteboards, usually in a heart or written as “I love beef shields”.

Man 1: ahh my penis is exposed to that deadly robot
Man 2: here use this beef shield
Man 1: *covers penis with a sloppy beef shield*

by pixie meat December 15, 2008

Beef Shield

When a woman cockblocks someone.

Dude, that I was hitting on that woman and she totally through up the Beef Shield.

by chrico031 May 5, 2015