bed rape

v. The act of defiling a person's bed after they have painstakingly perfected it's making and have usually spent upwards of fifteen minutes making it. This person's bed also usually has many pillows and blankets carefully arranged upon it.

Scott: Guess what Doug did to Christian's bed after he spent two hours making it?

David: Bed rape??

Scott: Yup...

by Honky_Tonk90 May 8, 2010