by damnfilling June 22, 2010
An annoying co-worker who makes dumb sounds or mumbles phrases to themselves. (Known to be even more annoying when they do this while entering your office or when you walk by their desk, in a lame attempt to catch attention). Calling them a beatbox allows you to talk about them in public and makes people think you are discussing american idol or Rahzel.
NP: "If beatbox makes one more sound today I'll flip out!"
HW: "No shit, me too."
Beatbox: (enters convo from eavesdropping, a common trait of a beatbox) "Hey, you guys talking about idol last night? That's the best show ever..."
HW: "No shit, me too."
Beatbox: (enters convo from eavesdropping, a common trait of a beatbox) "Hey, you guys talking about idol last night? That's the best show ever..."
by 3D March 5, 2007
A lazy form of musician who is too poor to afford a drum set and believes that "beats" are one of a number of components of a song along with words and tune. Beatboxers are a dangerous animal to argue with as generally they lack the vocabulary to retort verbally or to otherwise effectively communicate, hence their preference for pre-linguistic means of interaction. Beatboxers therefore favour violence over verbal confrontation although typically lack physical development to be truly threatening therefore making an encounter just inconvenient and unpleasant for all involved.
A: I wouldn't go down that road.
B: Oh why not?
A: There's a beatboxer. First he'll ask you for money for the bus while he makes noises, then when you tell him his art form isn't real he'll shout monosyllabic words and become aggressive. You'll break his nose for sure and get arrested. It's not worth your time.
B: Wow, thanks for the warning.
B: Oh why not?
A: There's a beatboxer. First he'll ask you for money for the bus while he makes noises, then when you tell him his art form isn't real he'll shout monosyllabic words and become aggressive. You'll break his nose for sure and get arrested. It's not worth your time.
B: Wow, thanks for the warning.
by Jamal Cake June 30, 2014
by Greg Cerrato October 4, 2006
Beatboxers are poor street drummers & have-nots who entertain passers-by creating venues using adhoc buckets, boxes, tin cans & pails, often much better than those who got name-brand.
Beatboxing - Commercializing the persona of real-life actual quirky local or talented street personalities, such as Seinfeld’s NYC ‘Kramer’ or ‘Gus’, inspired by a Santa Barbara street Artist who does actual police sketches (2005–present) of unseen perps for victims.
These are typically co-opted as generic avatars, without royalties until production companies are finally sued. The practice is despicable because wealthy producers & actors are typically ‘robbing the poor’ to enrich themselves by taking unfair advantage of an original persona.
Beatboxing - Commercializing the persona of real-life actual quirky local or talented street personalities, such as Seinfeld’s NYC ‘Kramer’ or ‘Gus’, inspired by a Santa Barbara street Artist who does actual police sketches (2005–present) of unseen perps for victims.
These are typically co-opted as generic avatars, without royalties until production companies are finally sued. The practice is despicable because wealthy producers & actors are typically ‘robbing the poor’ to enrich themselves by taking unfair advantage of an original persona.
Them rich-ass producers down on Venice Beach be Beatboxing my homey with the broke-ass gig that he be doin for food forever, but he’s the Man!
by ZeroG March 25, 2018
Boom buda boom lemme show you how to scratch it Boom buda beta be buta be buta boom ba bum be bum de bum ba buda
Verblase: Thanos beatbox time
Thanos: Boom buda boom lemme show you how to scratch it Boom buda beta be buta be buta boom ba bum be bum de bum ba buda
Thanos: Boom buda boom lemme show you how to scratch it Boom buda beta be buta be buta boom ba bum be bum de bum ba buda
by Ñüttŷ Pëêń April 20, 2020
The Stoic Beatbox is no ordinary child.
It has multiple genitalia, two vaginas to be exact.
One in the front and one in the back (No Anal Glands) So yes, that means it defecates out its 2nd vagina.
Hence, it has no testicles.
This explains its ability to sound like a woman. Because it is in fact a transsexual.
Stoic usually will concur that it is the best at everything and makes outrageous claims and insults that would only make sense to an autistic pre schooler. When it attempts to beatbox and attempts an Inward K it sounds like the equivalent to a bowling ball being dropped onto a baby seal, and its technicality sounds like a tornado of rusty nails hitting an old folks home.
The Stoic may be plagued by Narcissistic Personality Disorder and a defect that makes semen produce from its lactation glands (Nipples)
The Stoic is a lonely child with a face resembling Smeagle with ginger cornrows and a rainbow handle bar moustache and stretched ears with Hello Kitty plugs.
The Stoics future career will likely consist of tons and tons of men using their cocks as hammers on his face.
It has multiple genitalia, two vaginas to be exact.
One in the front and one in the back (No Anal Glands) So yes, that means it defecates out its 2nd vagina.
Hence, it has no testicles.
This explains its ability to sound like a woman. Because it is in fact a transsexual.
Stoic usually will concur that it is the best at everything and makes outrageous claims and insults that would only make sense to an autistic pre schooler. When it attempts to beatbox and attempts an Inward K it sounds like the equivalent to a bowling ball being dropped onto a baby seal, and its technicality sounds like a tornado of rusty nails hitting an old folks home.
The Stoic may be plagued by Narcissistic Personality Disorder and a defect that makes semen produce from its lactation glands (Nipples)
The Stoic is a lonely child with a face resembling Smeagle with ginger cornrows and a rainbow handle bar moustache and stretched ears with Hello Kitty plugs.
The Stoics future career will likely consist of tons and tons of men using their cocks as hammers on his face.
Stoic Beatbox; (beatboxing)
Man; What kind of fuckery is that!
Stoic Beatbox; Dude, you wanna battle, fight meh bro!
Man; What is wrong with you kid..
Stoic Beatbox; Nothing I am just a God. Watch yourself you imbecile, Your inevitable defeat is looming.
Man; What kind of fuckery is that!
Stoic Beatbox; Dude, you wanna battle, fight meh bro!
Man; What is wrong with you kid..
Stoic Beatbox; Nothing I am just a God. Watch yourself you imbecile, Your inevitable defeat is looming.
by Necrobotics October 31, 2013