Beastly Dump 

A dump so big, it clogs a toilet previously thought unclog-able.

Guy 1: I went to go clean the bathroom and saw someone took a beastly dump in the women's toilet. Rock, paper, scissors for who has to plunge it.

Guy 2: Fuck that. You do it.

Beastly Dump by Watt-age April 10, 2011

Beastiality 

Common way to misspell bestiality.

Bestiality is sexual intercourse between a human and a real, *non-human* animal.

Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is beastiality!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to bestiality or zoophilia.”

Beastiality by semennachos February 16, 2021

midget beastiality 

When a midget and some sort of animal come together and have sex. It combines your two favorite things: Midget porn and beastiality

I saw some freaky midget beastiality where a midget banged a great Dane.

midget beastiality by Ghetto Grampa June 25, 2015

Beastly Jones 

Cool, awesome, beast, entertaining, great

Person 1: I'm going to the concert tomorrow.
Person 2: Beastly Jones!

Beastly Jones by Kazara February 19, 2011

Beastitude 

Noun - Of or relating to levels of beast mode; the quantitative summation of a person's beast mode.

Why were you in beast mode so long? Because I do what I want. Plus, my beastitude is too high not to always be in beast mode.

Beastitude by BigDaddyScoot July 1, 2010

beastocity

the level of beast that something is.

The beastocity of that guy exceeds 100.

beastocity by splooge_11 June 7, 2005

BEASTIALITY 

FUCKING ANIMALS

I FUCKED A COW THATS BEASTIALITY

BEASTIALITY by JESSIEFNJAMES September 15, 2011