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beastify 

1. the opposite of beautify;

to make appear ugly or beastly

2. to severely damage
He would beastify himself with excessive weight-training and steroids.

She was beastified by years of plastic surgery.

His affliction caused the gradual beastification of his body.

beastify by Lee Kin Yip Tsang April 22, 2006
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Beastify 

Pronunciation (bees-tuh-fahy)

–verb (used with object), verb (used without object), -fied, -fy;ing.
to make or become beast.

To beastify is to beast, or do something Beasting.
To beast it up.
To take part in or initiate an act of beastification.
I went to see Dream Theater last night, they beastify!

Jeff Loomis just beastified a 128th note seven string sweep arpeggio!
Beastify by ChunkyMonkey9 October 7, 2006

Beastifatality 

When you have extremely rough SEXUAL intercourse with an animal, which upon finishing will generally cause immediate death upon the creature
-hey bro where did your pet bald eagle go?

-it was a victim of Beastifatality.

-balls deep?

-balls deep bro.
Beastifatality by Cockboy Flanders January 3, 2014

Beastifiliac 

One who combines beastiality and necrofilia fetishes. Meaning that they have sexual relations with dead animals.
Denise engages in sexual acts with dead animals, she is a beastifiliac
Something that is a monster, yet is the most beautiful thing you will ever encounter in your life. Usually is someone or something with a horrible attitude, but is undeniably gorgeous.
Hey have you seen the beastiful New girl? She's so mean, but so beautiful
Beastiful by awkotaco1905 November 3, 2013

Beastification

The act of beasting.
Wow! That catch was pure beastification!
To make or be made the best
He tried to bestify when becoming a doctor.
Bestify by Dr.M. M.B.B.S October 8, 2019
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