beagel screwer 

person who screws beagles

" U stupid beagel screwer!!"

beagel screwer by crazzyguywithabigwilly February 7, 2008

Abby Beagel

A girl who loves cats and is fun to be friends with. She is friendly towards animals, especially Boston Terriers and is helpful when you need advice. She is a faithful girl who wants to be everyone's friend, and she is great to talk to when you need a laugh. She'll always say hi when she sees you. She's awesome! She also has a flat booty

Wow, that girl has an amazing flat booty! She must be an Abby Beagel!

Abby Beagel by Halle1119 August 18, 2016

as a beagel 

Extremly cool

that shirt is tight "as a beagal"

That shirt is extremly nice.

as a beagel by Berto June 20, 2003

Russian bagel 

A secret code for porn

Dude, want to watch some Russian bagel?

Russian bagel by Monty Python Obsessed May 19, 2014

Hope bagels 

Something that gives you a lot of hope
Nagito Komedea eats them daily.

Nagito:WANT SOME HOPE BAGELS!?
Hajime:Wut?

Hope bagels by Itz_garbadge April 29, 2019

bagel hoarder 

A typically obese woman with an intense love for varying types of bagels. Her and her pack will hoard a supply of bagels and leave only the healthy oat bran bagels for everyone else. They are also known to use an overabundance of cream cheese.

I really wanted an everything bagel, but the bagel hoarders got to the supply too early this morning.

bagel hoarder by ktrane March 3, 2004

Hope Bagel 

A Hope Bagel is a no ordinary bagel, it has been touched wholesomely by thy Nagito Komaeda aka " big hope daddy ".After every 69 years, A hope bagel is born by its maker, Nagito Komaeda.It is made by getting Hajime's limbs and blending them with " the big hope " and is poured into a fine bagel batter, then its is baked at 711 degrees.And boom, a none like any other, Hope Bagel.

person A: Look, its thy Hope bagel, mother! Person B: why are you this way.

Hope Bagel by yourfriendlypansexual November 16, 2020