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A weird pronunciation of the word "bagel". Usually refers to the round breakfast food with the hole in the center.
"Could you pass me a begel?"

"You mean a bagel?"
by Michael D October 07, 2006
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The act of performing a butt kegel.
To help with the anxiety of going to prison, the man performed sets of begels on the bus.
by TheOnlyBRB January 21, 2015
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like Kegels but for your bunghole.
Phil knew he should do his begels before Rob came by for his visit.
by shilzy September 28, 2009
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