bageled

v. 1) sports term indicating that one player prevented an opponent from scoring any points; a zero, or "bagel" is thus scored.
2) a sexual euphemism.

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Dude! I hear that spanish tennis pro totally bageled your sister last week. Actually, I bageled her once myself. To be honest she isn't much good.

by gnostic1 August 2, 2011

bageled

Bageled term mostly used in Badminton where the an opponent is shut out meaning scoring zero points.

Damn man that guy sucked so bad that I even bageled him.

by Max, D March 2, 2008

bageled

A level of intensity of "high"-ness. Bageled is when you are halfway to toasted. Usually occurs after 3-4 hits.

I'm feelin pretty bageled after that last bowl.

by J, Loon November 29, 2010

bageled

When someone promises you breakfast but doesn't deliver.

Hey Steve, where's the food we were promised for this 9am meeting?

I dunno Lee, I think we got bageled.

by Snathans January 6, 2009

bageled

drunk, inebriated, intoxiacated, shit-faced, out of your gord

the girl with the paul wellersdick got bageled at the party last night.

by paul November 27, 2003

Bagel

A fucking bagel, tastes good. Why did you even search this just go buy a fucking bagel

"You should buy a bagel instead of using urban dictionary"

by Lilbeanbagel April 29, 2021

Bagel

A score of zero in a set of tennis. (eg: 6-0, 6-0)

Two scores of 6-0 is a double bagel

"Michelle bageled Debbie in tennis."

by The Anna-lator November 3, 2003