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When a large fat woman goes so long without sex that she'd physically dried up.
Like a beached whale!
Like a beached whale!
"Dude, your moms a total beached whale"
"She gets more than you know.."
"From who?!?!"
"You don't want to know.."
"She gets more than you know.."
"From who?!?!"
"You don't want to know.."
by GAVIN ELMO September 26, 2008
a young man, who is short, fat, ugly, had black curly hair, resembles a whale but is human, tends to lay on the beach as if he is washed up on shore and responds to the name ZG.
by ad991223 November 17, 2009
when flushing a huge log the water swirls down into the hole, but the poo does not....leaving the log "beached" on the bottom of the bowl
by drewford August 17, 2005
The beached whale is a term given for a fat or otherwise unattractive person that hits on you at a bar or club and, despite your disinterest or general disgust, this person will try multiple attempts on you, and follow you around.
"i was out last night and this whale totally beached on me."
or
"where were you? there's two hotties wanting to buy us drinks."
"ugh, sorry. beached whale wouldnt get off me."
or
"where were you? there's two hotties wanting to buy us drinks."
"ugh, sorry. beached whale wouldnt get off me."
by tboners January 3, 2012
A girl/boy that thinks they are so skinny and popular when in reality everybody hates them and they are so fat and annoying.
by sorrymargeybabey May 22, 2017
A beached whale is made by turning off the water to someone's toilet, then flushing the toilet so that the bowl is devoid of water, then taking a shit.
by JDN February 2, 2006