Butterboard
Butterboard by Glenn William February 20, 2012
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A form of poultry torture treatment, most commonly used by Kentucky Fried Chicken. Similar to waterboarding, but with melted clarified butter. This contributes to the flavor and juiciness that KFC is well known for. This process has been identified as one of the best ways to instigate the release of hormones related to fear and stress, one of the Colonel's seven secret spices.
The chickens were subjected to butterboarding and forced to watch hours and hours of video from the slaughter of their ancestors .
Butterboard by jcizzles October 19, 2015
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Butterboarding
Verb - A commonly used process in the torture of poultry, very similar to waterboarding but with clarified butter instead of water. This process is very popular with Kentucky Fried Chicken and contributes in the production of stress and fear hormones, rumored to be one of Colonel Sander's seven secret spices.
Chickens at the KFC plant go through approximately 20 minutes of butterboarding per day , which helps keep the meat juicy and delicious.
Butterboarding by jcizzles October 21, 2015
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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