by Glenn William January 27, 2012
Verb - A commonly used process in the torture of poultry, very similar to waterboarding but with clarified butter instead of water. This process is very popular with Kentucky Fried Chicken and contributes in the production of stress and fear hormones, rumored to be one of Colonel Sander's seven secret spices.
Chickens at the KFC plant go through approximately 20 minutes of butterboarding per day , which helps keep the meat juicy and delicious.
by jcizzles September 4, 2015
A form of poultry torture treatment, most commonly used by Kentucky Fried Chicken. Similar to waterboarding, but with melted clarified butter. This contributes to the flavor and juiciness that KFC is well known for. This process has been identified as one of the best ways to instigate the release of hormones related to fear and stress, one of the Colonel's seven secret spices.
The chickens were subjected to butterboarding and forced to watch hours and hours of video from the slaughter of their ancestors .
by jcizzles September 3, 2015