Butterboard

A girl with a butterface who is also a surfboard

Holy crap, that girl is a butterboard, since she has no features or a pretty face.

Butterboard by Glenn William February 20, 2012

Butterboard

A form of poultry torture treatment, most commonly used by Kentucky Fried Chicken. Similar to waterboarding, but with melted clarified butter. This contributes to the flavor and juiciness that KFC is well known for. This process has been identified as one of the best ways to instigate the release of hormones related to fear and stress, one of the Colonel's seven secret spices.

The chickens were subjected to butterboarding and forced to watch hours and hours of video from the slaughter of their ancestors .

Butterboard by jcizzles October 19, 2015

Butterbar

A 2nd Lieutenant in US Armed Forces, specifically the Marine Corps. "Butterbar", a reference to the gold bar rank insignia worn on the uniform, is a term generally used in a condescending or patronizing manner towards a boot lieutanant that thinks he knows everything, yet couldn't lead the way out of his own ass with a map and flashlight.

After completing OCS (Officer Candidate School) and TBS (The Basic School) a large number of newly minted butter bars tend to think that they are Chesty Puller and General Patton reincarnated and have the belief that after months of schooling they know much more than enlisted Marines that have been doing the job much longer.

Some have been so stupid as to actually stop a Gunner (THE Man in the USMC) or a Sergeant Major and demand a salute. Several pounds of flesh and ego are stripped before the Lt. knows what is happening and before you know it he's standing locked at point of attention like a fatbody at chowtime.

After several years of seasoning, and realizing that PT studliness doesn't make them a great leader, the butter bar becomes a 1st. Lt. and usually has a clue by then.

Phrases often heard from a Butterbar:

"In my experience..."

"It would behoove you..." (an attempt to sound salty or like a senior enlisted)

"We need to execute gents. We need to execute or we'll be in a $hit sandwich" (repeats every chances he gets, simply because he likes the way it sounds.)

Butterbar by Salusa March 1, 2008

butterboat 

When one paces their lips between the recipients butt cheeks and blows continuously creating vibrations and a wind tunnel. Butterboat! PLPLPllplplpLLPLPpllPLLPLLPll!!!!

Fun stuff.

I was really into the moment and decided to give the wifey a butterboat. Mmm mmm good!

butterboat by kelstermcgil December 12, 2009

Social ButterBarFly 

A contraction of the phrases "Social Butterfly" and "Barfly"

Definition: A drunken attention whore.

That girl over there is such a Social ButterBarFly

Social ButterBarFly by muircaleag December 3, 2010

Butterbear 

a chubby and hairless homosexual. a butterbear is not a bear or a twink, but his chest has a healthy sprinkling of brown sugar. He is a 60/40 mixture.

hes not a bear or a twink??

...nah dude..hes a butterbear

Butterbear by butterbear December 29, 2013

Butterbear 

An alias used by Facebook trolls, a troll whom you can't escape even by using the most drastic anti-trolling software.

"Where Butterbear? I haven't seen him toda... Oh wait there he is..."

Butterbear by MrSdnah August 2, 2009