A girl with a butterface who is also a surfboard
Holy crap, that girl is a butterboard, since she has no features or a pretty face.
by Glenn William January 26, 2012
A form of poultry torture treatment, most commonly used by Kentucky Fried Chicken. Similar to waterboarding, but with melted clarified butter. This contributes to the flavor and juiciness that KFC is well known for. This process has been identified as one of the best ways to instigate the release of hormones related to fear and stress, one of the Colonel's seven secret spices.
The chickens were subjected to butterboarding and forced to watch hours and hours of video from the slaughter of their ancestors .
by jcizzles October 19, 2015