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School bathrooms

A living hellhole.

The only place in school where the guys hang out if they want to keep their conversation a secret.

The place where it hasn't been remodelled since the 1980s, only he plumbing has been updated so it can be up to code.

The place where it smells worse than an outhouse 24/7. Keep trying janitor, it's never going to smell nice in there.

The place where most of the toilet are broken. The ones that aren't broken, however, usually is filled with crap, rendering it useless until flush.

The place where a stagnat puddle of piss can br found anywhere on the floor

The place where the sinks have hair in it, because the school's bathrooms are known to be the cheapest salons

The place where grafitti is common in the stalls, where the staff can't find it because he/she is too distracted from the crap smeared all over the walls on one section.

The place where there are coins, paperclips, hair, beads, etc. inside the urinals.

The place where there are usually out of paper towels, and toilet paper.

Last but not least, the last place on earth that you want to be in.
Use the school bathrooms at your own risk!

School bathrooms

Be careful the school bathrooms are filled with shit everywhere!! Shit looks like the janitor retired
School bathrooms by xd6942069420 February 26, 2019

Bloody Beetroots 

An Italian electronica and dance music duo. The Bloody Beetroots were formed in late 2006 by producer Bob Rifo, a.k.a. "Sir Bob Cornelius Rifo," an international indie producer, and DJ Tommy Tea, though Bob Rifo does the majority of the mixing/producing. Gods of electro music with awesome songs and remixes.
Richard - Hey Brenda! Did you heard Wrap by the Bloody Beetroots?

Brenda - Hell yeah! I heard all their songs. The BBs are amazing.
Bloody Beetroots by Buene. July 30, 2010

School Bathrooms

Quite possibly the most dreaded place on the face of Earth. Typical Characteristics include Broken/Overflowing Toilets, piss/shit smeared all over the floor tiles, sinks that only have cold water, stalls that don't lock, toilet paper that can be compared to coarse construction paper, and un-flushed "deposits." One of the only places in the Universe where it is possible to contract a disease by breathing the air inside. It looks nice for the first week after being built, but is totaled by the many disgusting people who actually use them.
I needed to take a shit, but I didn't want one of the water snakes that live in the school bathrooms to come up and bite my ass.

bathroops!

1.v. the act of accidentally walking in to the opposite gender bathroom.
2.n. One who repetedly accidentally enters the wrong restroom. (bathrooper)
1. dude, I just totally bathrooped. Man I feel like an ass.
2. I am such a bathrooper. I need to learn to read the little pictograms better.
bathroops! by chernobylspice October 9, 2003

Budget cut bathrooms 

"budget cut schools" which the bathrooms are disgusting. Weird, undescribable things happen. Everyone complains about what the hell goes on in there but the culprit is never found. Tends to always smell vulgar. Incidents include: used tampons and pads strewn across the floor, poop not in the toilet, inspiring quotes written on toilet paper with mean remarks next to it, toilet paper EVERYWHERE, broken locks, leaking toilets, clogged toilets, no soap, pubes on toilet seats, urinals have poop, and period blood written on mirrors. These bathrooms largely exist in the Southern California area.
"Dude I had to go to bathroom so badly but I decided I wouldnt because the stall was a budget cut bathroom straight out of a Jackass Movie."

I'm pretty sure the entire school is sick because no one can wash there hands in the budget cut bathrooms.

I would only switch from El Toro to a private school because at least they have seat covers!