bastarded 

A term used to describe a retarded bastard.

Man, Tom is so bastarded.

bastarded by niggakooch August 18, 2009

bastarcunt 

A portmanteau of the words bastard and cunt used to exaggerate and enlighten.

A rascal equivalent to cuntyballs in some circumstances.

Sometimes viewed as insulting by proper bastarcunts.

Cor, my cellmate's a bastarcunt, he's done smashed me backdoors in!

My boyfriend's such a bastarcunt.

I'm gonna smack the bastarcunt outta you.

You such a bastarcuntin' schmuck, mum.

bastarcunt by connyboy October 26, 2010

Bastarding 

The act of searching out somebody who has just achieved something good and then instantly ruining it for them by doing something annoying to take the shine off of it. Usually a whole day activity as finding somebody who has just achieved success isn't easy.

If someone gets a good grade in an exam, throw a pint of milk in their face.

If a kid learns to ride a bike for the first time, run up and push it over.

You get the idea.

Hey John, fancy a spot of bastarding today?

Bastarding by Frederik43 March 28, 2010

bastardyness 

adj. bastardyness: a man of who is expressing a great deal of bastard. see bastard

guy 1: That man is of unusual bastardyness

guy 2: word

bastardyness by Pitbull3291 August 6, 2006

bastardet  

a girl born without knowing father or non married parents

jenny mom is a bastardet because shes never met her father

bastardet by nicholas u January 21, 2008

bastarded 

Being an annoyong psychopath with an IQ of less than 80.

My bastarded friend, Steve, was still in a special class in high school, even though he could dismember a live body in under 20 seconds.

bastarded by onlyi2i January 20, 2012

bastarding 

A word commonly used when you feel unable to say "Fucking".

I don't bastarding believe it.

bastarding by GrEMbOt... September 7, 2005