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A young motherless woman, who is of utmost desire... simply for the fact that because she has no mother, there will be none of the negative bullshit thats comes from every mother when her daughter is engaged in a relationship.
Mark: Dude, I finally found a bastardess!

Tyler: Wow you're so lucky, how did that happen?

Mark: My girlfriend's mom got raped and killed last night, which now makes my girl a bastardess.
by joseph pomerening the second September 15, 2009

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