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50.
In addition to referring to an illegitimate child, bastard is an excellent filler word.
Before:
You fucking imbecile.
After:
You fucking imbe-bastard-cile.
by Countach Smeech September 23, 2003
 
51.
Someone who was born without married parents.
You're a bastard.
by Homosapien July 21, 2003
 
52.
If you've spent too long in the sun (or the supermarket), as many out-of-doors Australians have, this becomes an expression of endearment. Similar to the oft maligned mate.
"You old bastard, hahaha!"
"Uh, yes, thank you."
by Black-Velvet November 18, 2008
 
53.
1. Someone who is born to unwed parents
2. (UK) A male who hits women
3. A Derogatory word used to insult someone
1. "Did you just smack that old woman? what a bastard"
2. "You're such a bastard, i hope you get bitten by a bat, get rabies, go crazy and kill your family in their sleep"
3. "I'm going to pay someone to rape you and get you pregnant. then i'll wait a couple of weeks, kick you in the stomach and make you have a misscariage, you bastard"
by Britishbullfrog88 June 16, 2007
 
54.
From Stalin-era Russia, an affectionate term similar to 'comrade', a pro-communist term of endearment.
"Have some of my vodka, you cheeky bastard!"
by Mike Hodgson June 10, 2008
 
55.
1.n An insult, roughly equivalent to bitch, meaning "illegitamite child". Kind of an indirect assault on one's mother.
2.adv Roughly equivalent to "insanely", "incredibly" or "amazingly". Used to modify ideas. Kind of like an interjection like "Fuck!", only used with another word.
1. Go to hell, you fucking bastard.

2a. That test was bastard hard.
2b. Wow! That car was bastard fast!
by Outbound Flight February 02, 2008
 
56.
A bastard who happens to be retarded.
God, you're such a bas'tard.
by OD Smith July 04, 2007