Bears, Beets, Battlestar 

A Phrase Coined By Jim Halpert of The Office in order to imitate fellow Salesman Dwight Schrute

Jim: *Dressed as Dwight* "Question, What Kind of Bear Is Best?"
Dwight: "Thats A Ridiculous Question."
Jim: "False, Black Bear!"
Dwight: "Well thats Debaitable, There are Basically two Schools of Thought."
Jim: "Fact, Bears eat beets."
Dwight: *Sighs* "Nope"
Jim: "Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica."
Dwight: "Bears do not... What is going on? What are you doing?"
Dwight: "You know what, Imitation is thr most Sincere form of flattery so I Thank you."
Jim: *Pulls Out Bobblehead"
Dwight: "IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM! MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!"
Jim: "MICHAEL!"
Dwight: "Oh that's Funny, MICHAEL!"

Bears, Beets, Battlestar by AlexJewsbury January 7, 2019

battletech 

Originating around about 1984, Battletech is a game set between 28th and the 32nd centuries (depending on what era you choose to set your battle in) pitting interstellar powers against each other. The main weapon of choice is the Battlemech: a 6 story tall walking tank ranging in weight from 20 to 100 tons that carry varrying weapons loadouts depending on the mission at hand. Battlemechs come in all different shapes and sizes. Some are built for speed, while others are built for firepower or a combination of both. There are also an assortment of tanks, support vehicles, artillery pieces, battle armor infantry and a myriad of other units that can be used to play as well. At first the game was played by moving pewter mechs (some of the really old ones are made of lead) on a map with the objective of destroying your enemy. Battletech expanded to the Mechwarrior RPG, the Mechwarrior PC and console gaming series, the now-defunct Battletech Collectable Card Game, and the more recent Mechwarrior: The Dark Age, which is similar in concept to Marvel Heroclix.

"I was playin Battletech over at Clint's the other day, and I blew the head off his Atlas with one of my Thunder Hawk's Gauss Rifles. He wasn't very happy, lol."

battletech by bigjimdx September 16, 2005

battlestar galactica

The best sci-fi show you could ask for. Probably the best show on TV.

Hey man can I borrow your Battlestar Galactica DVDs?

battlestar galactica by PeaTearGriffin December 23, 2005

Battlestar Galactica

The title of a show that was produced in 1978, and again in 2004 as a remake of the original series. The plot follows the crew of the Battlestar Galactica and a fleet of ships as they search for Earth, while all the while being chased by the Cylons, a group of sentient robots that want to destroy humanity.

(from the 2004 Battlestar Galactica series)
Number Six (Cylon model): God has a plan. He has a plan for everything, and everyone.

Battlestar Galactica by crazyrabbits August 9, 2006

battlestar pegasus 

Battlestar Pegasus is a Mercury-Class Battlestar from the tv series Battlestar Galactica.Initially,she was presumed destroyed with the rest of the Colonial Fleet but she turned out to be quite well.

The Fleet was rejoiced when they found The Pegasus but hard disciplinary measurements implemented by Admiral Cain(Pegasus' Commanding Officer) soon led to a stand off between the Galactica and the Pegasus.This conflict was prevented by Starbuck's timely arrival.If it wasn't for a nearby Cylon Fleet,they would have fought each other.

Being a Mercury-Class Battlestar she is more advanced than Galactica.She is twice the size and needs only half the crew because of high automation technologies as indicated by Admiral Cain.She also has more fire power and armour.

After Cain's assassination, Commander Fisk took command of Pegasus only to meet the same doom.Command was given to Lee Adama for his successful commanding after the ship was led to a Cylon trap which she was confronted by three Baseships by Commander Garner.

Apollo and Kat do a flyby of the Battlestar Pegasus and all over her dispatched vipers.

Apollo: Galactica, Apollo, you are not going to believe what I'm looking at out her It's like a dream. Laughs

Adama: (on Galactica) It is a dream.

battlestar pegasus by Mustafa Uygur Aydin January 9, 2009

Battlestation 

A term referring to a desktop computer setup. Includes the tower, monitor, mouse, keyboard, mouse pad (if applicable), Audio playback and recording devices (if applicable), and even wires/cables.

Dude, that is a sweet Battlestation you have there, I'm really digging the 24" monitor!

Battlestation by Proged June 3, 2010

battletoads 

Popular subject of prank calls to electronics stores, such as best buy, gamestop and wal-mart, started on 4chan.

Callers frequently substitute battletoads with other synonyms such as reptilewars and amphibious holocaust to see if the store worker gets the reference.

WM: Hello this is Quanisha at your local 24-hour Walmart no we do not have Battletoads how may I help you?
caller: BATTLETOADS!?!?!?
WM: *click*

battletoads by SwanyZOMG December 9, 2007