Battlestation 

A term referring to a desktop computer setup. Includes the tower, monitor, mouse, keyboard, mouse pad (if applicable), Audio playback and recording devices (if applicable), and even wires/cables.

Dude, that is a sweet Battlestation you have there, I'm really digging the 24" monitor!

Battlestation by Proged June 3, 2010

Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station! 

You are about to get destroyed physically, mentally, and spiritaully. Generally if this phrase is bellowed out it means the bellower is about to engage in a mass slaughter with absolutly no care for their own safety. Expect no quarter given. Although a relitivly rare act, certain social pressures, neurological ihibitors, or defeat in a video game can cause this.

Vavey: Owned you again!

Dave: Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!

Vavey: ohhhh....crap

*Gore everywhere, house destroyed along with neighboring countries

Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station! by Vavey May 5, 2007

Battlestations 

1. Battle stations or general quarters is an announcement aboard a naval warship to alert the crew to prepare for battle.
2. The places to which soldiers, sailors, warships, etc. are assigned for a battle or an emergency

All crew report to battlestations, arm torpedo tubes and prepare to engage the enemy. We have hostile on sensors.

Battlestations by katherinekerman November 7, 2021

battle station guy

the fucker with the magic proxy servers and blocks all websites, he operates from a cubicle or his "battle station"

Battle station guy is a fucking fun Nazi.

battle station guy by anonimisty April 19, 2004