Barted Lag 

A stupid, skanky, and/or ugly chick

Look at those two fat ass barted lags over by the big three

Barted Lag by Calzatran Cozotten September 26, 2003

Well Basted 

To have one's vagina or anus sufficiently moistened and/or lubricated prior to any form of sexual intercourse.

Darlene only allowed Frank to penetrate her anal sphincter when it was well basted with some KY jelly. Otherwise, the old brown eye was off limits.

Well Basted by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

basted 

to be drunk and high at the same time

i think i'm basted; i feel like shiot.

basted by T June 5, 2003

barted 

A term to describe being robbed or backstabbed by a close friend

Mo: damn bro, Harry took all my shit.

Paul: oh shit, you got barted?

barted by pedro13 August 5, 2018

barsteward

a) A polite way of saying bastard word
b) Someone who serves drinks from behind a bar with a smug manner

You are a stupid barsteward

barsteward by Dave July 8, 2003

basted account 

A basted account is a bank account that belongs to someone else , secured/resulting in an unexpected pregnancy from an opportunistic 3rd party.

A BASTED ACCOUNT just made sense to her, the only way she would get any of JACK’s money was if she suddenly became pregnant.

basted account by MILLER604M May 21, 2021

Barted 

A term created by stoners at Jericho High School meaning to get high. It was originally used to refer to THC cartridges (barts), but has come to express getting lit off of any form of marijuana.

We were barted all day yesterday after kicking Dfat’s bart.

Barted by Smaracock September 1, 2021