barn

An agricultural building used for storage. It must be covered and it MUST be red.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna go chill at the barn?

Guy 2: the barn? is it red?

Guy 1: no?

Guy 2: then it's not a barn!

by Kanook April 12, 2007

Barn

An all around inferior person that latches onto a hull and follows them around, doing odd jobs, hoping to be thought of as cooler because of their association with their hull.

1. Chris Cojocar
2. Adam Heis
3. cujobyte23
4. Johnny D

by Devin Davidson July 19, 2004

Barn

A place where ugly women gather. It usually smells like hay and horse shit.

Gene: My wife is going to the Barn tonight so we can have sex tonight
Donna: Awesome!

by SquanchMeHardOnTheFrontYard March 16, 2017

barn

a person who is a tool to the highest degree, a leaky douche bag (metaphorically of course)

Bill talks about the local music scene and laughs at those Geico caveman commercials. He's such a fucking barn.

by Ottag Trebor July 20, 2011

Barnes

To do something so worthless and so horribly wrong that you should proboly kill yourself.

I can't believe he just did that, he is so barnes.

by Joe Ard. April 20, 2006

barn

1) to send an elecontronic message to a friend making that friend laugh uncontrollably and conspicuously at an inappropriate and embarrassing time and place, ie when he is in class, the law libary, or when his wife is trying to sleep.

2) the act of laughing uncontrollably and conspicuosly at an in approritate time upon reading an elecontronic message

Wurgle: Man, i didnt mean to barn you with that IM in class.

Tex: Yeah, but damn, i barned big time. I'm sure the professor saw me!

by spampasourus July 21, 2009

Barn

An individual who, at some pursuit or similar, is inferior to you in skill terms yet follows you round like a jealous lover. Short for Barnacle.

"Hi, my name's Johnny and these are Richard and Douglas, my two barns."

by KHD January 20, 2004