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lil barito 

My bae is a lil Barito sometimes
lil barito by Dropping the bud June 13, 2018

Britophile

One who resides outside of the United Kingdom and is totally obsessed with everything British. They embrace everything that has do with Britain, including British culture, accents, movies, food, history, slang, music, etc.
Annie always wears that shirt with the British flag on it. She also is constantly watching British shows and movies and she flirts with British men online. She must be a Britophile!
Britophile by BranDE February 6, 2014

clint barton 

Member of the superhero team the Avengers.
He is a wizard with a bow and arrow often not needing to look at his target and still being able to hit his mark
clint barton by Lupin80 November 24, 2013

Bartoszian

The highest possible level of mastering one’s craft. On par with Jesus.
Bartosz’s 100 game clean sheet streak with nothing short of Bartoszian.
Bartoszian by Bartalot February 25, 2021
Name typically used by pedos online in order to avoid any problems they may face by using their real names.
Barto: EDP show us your cock
EDP445: fucking chili fries dude
Barto by Barto445 February 14, 2022

Marching Baritone 

The heaviest hand-held instrument in the band. Players of the marching baritone will go through the worst kind of hell for the first month or so of the season because of the twenty-pound vertical pull on their arm muscles that they didn't even know they had. They often develop PTSD from the pain and wake up in the middle of the night with war-flashbacks from band camp. Understandably, baritone marchers get hella pissed when trumpets complain about how heavy their instrument is because the baritone is a solid 10-15 pounds heavier. Another drawback of the marching baritone is the bell size which, like the mellophone, completely fucking blocks your forward vision so you can't see the drum major 30% of the time. But despite the satanic training the baritones go through, they will have the fiercest of biceps at the end of the season. Through the blood, sweat, and tears that they shed together the baritone section members have bonded to form a cult of trumpet-loathing Herculeses. Even though every baritone player has stated multiple times that they hate playing their instrument, none of them would give it up for the world. It's definately a love-hate relationship that always ends up tipping more towards the loving side.
Wow, that marching baritone has really good posture! *ten seconds later* Aaaaand it's gone.
Marching Baritone by Allisonsum1 December 17, 2014