desperately and simultaneously wanting to barf (for the relief of the feeling) and not barf (because barfing sucks). usually accompanies extreme anxiety.
never a pleasant feeling.
I'm barfy at the thought of having to deal with my ex today. Maybe I'll get lucky and barf on him!
I'll get around to doing that unpleasant chore when I'm not feeling so barfy.
I can't go out tonight: the thought of seeing him there makes me barfy.
Wow, you have zits all over your back! That's totally barfy!
(adj.) of or having a feeling of extreme nausea, wherein vomit is palpable and of near certain consequence
"Wow, you look terrible."
"Yeah... <swallowing> ...we shouldn't have mixed <gulping> Jaeger and Wild Turk- <holding breath> Turkey"
"Eiiiw... You feelin' barfy?"
<nods slowly, eyes closed>
When something goes so far toward the cheesy end of the emotional spectrum that it makes you kind of sick...in a good sort of way.
Most PDA falls into the barfy category, as well as emotional love letters, touching sentiments, etc.
How to use in a running sentence: "Look at that cute couple holding hands, kissing each other as the sun sets on the beach. Barf."
But actually, you are just jealous and would not actually mind being in said situation yourself.
Note that "barf" and "barfy" can be interchanged depending on your personal grammatical preferences.
The sickening blur suffered by parents of very young children after listening to hours of Barney videos and Raffi CDs.
All day long! Nothing but Barney and Raffi! Please, it's all just Barfy now.
(noun, plural) Really ugly girls that only become pretty after consuming enough liquor to make you barf!
One more hour of work, but I have a strange feeling ima get called in for alotta overtime....f**kit....better than blowin money on barfies right???