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creep creep

The one driver in line at a red light who feels the need to creep forward 6", causing everyone behind him- and many in the lane beside- to also creep forward 6". They are known then as "creep sheep".
I hate these creep creeps at every stop light. How much gasoline do they waste?
by ksmanning May 16, 2010
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barfy

The sickening blur suffered by parents of very young children after listening to hours of Barney videos and Raffi CDs.
All day long! Nothing but Barney and Raffi! Please, it's all just Barfy now.
by ksmanning December 20, 2010
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wuwuzela

The constant, highly irritating background noise created by crowds of people, usually women (AKA "woo-girls") and usually as audience members at TV shows like "Oprah", "Dancing with the Stars", "American Idol" and "The Biggest Loser", as they scream "WOOOOO!" enmasse.

Can be written "woowoozela".
WOOOOOOOO! We're wuwuzelas!
by ksmanning September 23, 2010
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fleur de link

The vaguely flower-like symbol on all USB plugs
Always install the USB plug with the fleur de link facing upwards.
by ksmanning November 8, 2009
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geocrash

Falling, tripping, or otherwise wiping out while on a geocache hunt because you were not paying attention to the trail, but were staring at your GPS unit instead.
Danny broke his ankle in a geocrash! He was doing a geocache and never saw the tree root because he was looking at his GPS instead.
by ksmanning November 16, 2010
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deja du jour

The best (or first) feeling of deja vu for the day.
What a sec! This feels so familiar. This is my deja du jour.
by ksmanning March 19, 2010
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consonantipation

The withholding of consonants in words. This is especially true of a g after -in, as in "swimmin" instead of "swimming". Also very common is the h after t, as in "dat" instead of "that". It can be taken to an extreme as in "Prez Clin" instead of "President Clinton". Consonantipation is becoming more and more common as people get lazier and lazier with both spoken and written communication.
I coon't unnerstan a woid dat person sai. Severe consonantipation.
by ksmanning August 13, 2014
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