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wuwuzela

The constant, highly irritating background noise created by crowds of people, usually women (AKA "woo-girls") and usually as audience members at TV shows like "Oprah", "Dancing with the Stars", "American Idol" and "The Biggest Loser", as they scream "WOOOOO!" enmasse.

Can be written "woowoozela".
WOOOOOOOO! We're wuwuzelas!
by ksmanning September 23, 2010
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barfy

The sickening blur suffered by parents of very young children after listening to hours of Barney videos and Raffi CDs.
All day long! Nothing but Barney and Raffi! Please, it's all just Barfy now.
by ksmanning December 20, 2010
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shadiot

A contraction of "sun shade idiot", any person who puts their car sunshade in the front window even if the car is facing to the north (in the Northern Hemisphere- no evidence exists yet that this occurs in the Southern Hemisphere too).

Quite possibly they do it on purpose thinking that, even though it is daytime, the North Star is out there and it is bigger than the Sun. This excuse would not work in the Southern Hemisphere since they cannot see the North Star.
Three cars in the parking lot are evidently being driven by shadiots today.
by ksmanning May 5, 2011
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desyllablification

Leaving several syllables out when speaking, usually out of laziness.
"Nom sain?" is a desyllablification of "Do you know what I am saying?".
by ksmanning August 10, 2015
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vowelarrhea

The tendency of contemporary singers to drag out the last word and/or note in a line by singing vowels, mostly a's and e's, over and over. The effect is enhanced by also going up and down the musical scale in an almost random, even chaotic, fashion. This can also be highlighted with the singer's hand whipping up and down following the notes sung.
The two finalists on "American Idol" have severe cases of vowelarrhea.
by ksmanning December 22, 2009
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Going Huntsville

When a professor is denied tenure and exacts revenge by shooting up the department and/or the administration with whom they worked.
The biology professor was awarded tenure because the department was afraid she was crazing enough that she'd be going Huntsville.
by ksmanning March 19, 2010
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warpie

A young and/or contemporary person dressing and acting as if they were hippies living in the 1960s and 70s, thus they are hippies living in a time warp. Not to be confused with "trekkie".

Generally, "warpies" are male or groups of both genders, and "warpie chicks" are female.
"Did you see the warpies with their beads, ponytails and bellbottoms?".
by ksmanning June 27, 2009
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