barevag

verb. to sit on something - whether a leg, a seat, etc, with one's bare vagina and leave a curious, unidentifiable white residue behind

T: "What's this icky, white, semi-crusty yet all-the-while sticky stain on my leg??"
N: Ew. Looks like you got barevaged.

barevag by doubledeca December 9, 2013

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Bareages

Bare is a commonly used term, which is quite open, having many meanings, but used in this context it refers to a long period of time.

Ahh, catrina has been in the toilet for bareages!

Bareages by KAYCHIP July 27, 2009

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barebagging

When drugs are shoved in your twat without any protective covering.

Tracy quick,give me a cigg celly for this pill or im barebagging it! Shit dude dont barebag you got to share that shit with me.

barebagging by classylady34 February 4, 2015

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Barevalue

Barevalue is a podcast editing company that offers quality podcast editing and show notes writing services. Record, edit, grow your podcast, and bring it to the next level with our podcast audio editing services.

Barevalue is podcast editing company.

Barevalue by Barevalue August 3, 2021

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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