Ballerness is the state of performing in athletics or sex at such a high level that kenyans and porn stars can't touch you're skillz. Such Ballerness is exuded by Michael Jordan, Mike McLaughlin and Devon Bennett.
Hey bangnessa, wanna go drink a bottle of tequila, have few fireball shots, down a fifth of whiskey, pound a 30 pack, have a few martinis, drink an old fashioned, have a margarita, mix in a coors light, drink a rum n coke, pound some gin, then go out to dinner?