Banility 

Ones ability to eat a certain number of banana's in one sitting.

whoa check out that chick, she has a 12 banility rating!

Banility by banana commander July 13, 2010

Security by Banality 

A computer system made secure by obviously containing nothing of interest. Never a protection against pranksters, in the age of Zombie Spammers, this concept is mostly obsolete.

I protected Mom's computer by installing Windows 98 on it and putting up a thick firewall of bundt cake recipes. True Security by Banality.

Security by Banality by Al Benedict April 9, 2008

bonability 

Bonability is the amount someone would like to 'bone' someone. usually on a scale of 1-10. 1 being not at all, 5 being 'eh maybe', 10 being absolutly or 'over and over'

person 1: she scores very high on the bonability scale...she scores a good 9.
person 2: i disagree, although she is a very attractive woman, i do not like her personality
person 1: what a weenie! on the bonability scale you dont consider personality...only looks!
person 2: oh now i understand! thanks person 1!

bonability by iabr February 29, 2008

Banality 

Not the state or being of a banana, but the idea of banana itself

Because of my strong sense of banality, sometimes I subconsciously wonder how and why the existence of a banana came to be

Banality by James Mathias April 26, 2019

Bangability 

The scale of where a girl rates in terms of how bad you want to have sex with her. Usually defined between 1-10.

Dude, check out that girl on the treadmill. Would you hit it?

Well of course I would but I give her a bangability factor of 7.

Bangability by Southbeachstyle September 25, 2008

Bangability 

The property, for a woman, of offering a man a pleasurable sexual encouter.

Steve: Hey, Charles, what do you think about Katy Perry?
Charles: Hum... She does possess a certain bangability!

Bangability by IronChef_34 April 14, 2009

banality boner 

unimaginative writing caused by a bloated bland gland

If he had a well-hung imagination he wouldn't inflict of with his banality boners

banality boner by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009