Banility 

Ones ability to eat a certain number of banana's in one sitting.

whoa check out that chick, she has a 12 banility rating!

Banility by banana commander July 13, 2010

Security by Banality 

A computer system made secure by obviously containing nothing of interest. Never a protection against pranksters, in the age of Zombie Spammers, this concept is mostly obsolete.

I protected Mom's computer by installing Windows 98 on it and putting up a thick firewall of bundt cake recipes. True Security by Banality.

Security by Banality by Al Benedict April 9, 2008

Banality 

Not the state or being of a banana, but the idea of banana itself

Because of my strong sense of banality, sometimes I subconsciously wonder how and why the existence of a banana came to be

Banality by James Mathias April 26, 2019

banality boner 

unimaginative writing caused by a bloated bland gland

If he had a well-hung imagination he wouldn't inflict of with his banality boners

banality boner by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

bacility 

a bed.

I’m laying in my bacility.

bacility by 19xx4 August 25, 2022