1. noun - A state of being so heavily intoxicated, usually from multiple days of drinking without sleep, that only a modified version of hammered will do

2. verb - To get into mindset stated above

3. celebratory - Mainly an exclamation about how hard you or someone like you is partying.
1. Polar Bear got me so bammer bammer bammered that they kicked me out of the bars...at 11:30 AM.

2. Fuck it just buy the bottle of 151. Tonight we're getting bammer bammer bammered.

3. Bammer bammer bammer, I'm fucking hammered!
by Carbondalien February 8, 2011
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1. adj. Lacking in quality, usually pertaining to weed or other street drugs.

2. adj. Qualitatively negative; bad; lame; shitty.
1. "Don't gimme no bammer weed - we don't smoke no shit in the SFC."

2. This shit is hella bammer.
by Bok Bok December 15, 2002
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The lowest of the lowest weed or marijuana there is. Not weed that does not mess you up, but the kind that will give your a headache after you have smoked it. There is a difference between bad weed and bammer weed. Bad weed is just week and lacks potency.
"Dont give me no bammer weed, we dont smoke that shit in the SFC!"
-RBL Posse
by Kevin Wong August 10, 2005
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Redneck, toolish, uneducated, obnoxious Alabama football fan who has no connection to the University of Alabama, save that he/she lives within the border of the State of Alabama. Bammers tend to live in clusters and erect small shrines to Bear Bryant in their living quarters. Bammers liberally use the term "we" when describing the exploits of the University of Alabama footbal team.
Now that the University of Alabama's football program has won a few games, the Bammers grow more insufferable by the day.
by MacBayBay68 September 21, 2010
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usually meaning bad, not good, bad quality weed.
"Man big Tom hooked us up with some bammer shit"
by nichole December 29, 2005
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Being drunk or intoxicated with a bang.
Last night we got so bammered, we tried to break into Jean Michael's house.
by Kokokeka August 15, 2008
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A term used in the Southeast U.S. to describe arrogant, redneck fans of the University of Alabama football program. Most bammers have never set foot on the school's campus, much less taken a class or graduated from there, and don't care about any sport other than football. A bammer usually can't tell you anything about the University of Alabama unless it is football related. More intelligent bammers may know that the school is in Tuscaloosa, but don't count on it. Despite having absolutely no affiliation with the school besides liking their football team, bammers use the word "we" when talking about Bama football. They will also pick a fight over "their" school, especially if you talk smack about Bear Bryant. Bammers have a deep-seated hatred for Auburn football, often referring to anyone affiliated with Auburn as a "barner," and are very sore losers. You are most likely to find bammers in trailer parks, and in line to collect either unemployment or welfare.
No, he didn't even graduate high school. He's just a bammer.
by JuniperPaw November 11, 2010
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