Baldie's Steak Night 

Baldie, the pointless homosexual, believes that eating steak once a week will transform him from a pathetic anorexic runt into a he-man with arms the size of Schwarzenegger's chest. Equally bizarrely the hairless twat believes the weekly steak will have a greater bodybuilding effect if consumed on a Friday. Thus, Friday night is Baldie's Steak Night.

Don't go in the kitchen, that gay cunt's in there.

I know. Its Friday. Baldie's Steak Night.

Baldie's Steak Night by Twaggy Smidgekin October 20, 2010

Pooey Ballies

Ball stranglers that have been covered in the most putrid shit ever. Can be used as a weapon or can be worn for comfort.

"Hey.. hey you! Gimme the best pooey ballies that you got, PRONTO!"

Pooey Ballies by thc2099 June 14, 2008

Baldie's Fruitcake

A fruitcake made by a raving bald-headed queen from West Bridgford during a break in an all-day session of World of Gay Warcraft.

What's that foul stench coming from the kitchen, Dad?

Its that bender making some more gay food. I'm gonna take a dump on Baldie's Fruitcake tonight.

Baldie's Fruitcake by Twaggy Smidgekin October 13, 2010

baldie 

when u see a bald man this is his name

the light form baldie's head is reflecting into my eyes!
quick go rub baldie's head for good luck!

baldie by Angie G April 29, 2002

balie

Balie is a wonderful person and she is always caring and lovable. She is very sexy and fun. Even though she can be lazy, she will still do it eventually. She has the best body in the world.

Hey Balie, give me that body!

balie by Guilty conscience May 15, 2016

Balzheimer's disease

An affliction affecting male subjects in which lapses of memory, specifically regarding the identity of their significant others, occur. This condition is usually triggered by short skirts, painted-on jeans, subtle feminine winks, and overt instances of camel toe. All men are afflicted to some degree and I sincerely pity the fool who dreams up a cure.

She took him back for the eleventh time as she fully understood the severity of his Balzheimer's disease.

Balzheimer's disease by Dr. B. Hyve April 20, 2006

baldie 

a bald headed person, typically a man

Hey baldie, where you going.

baldie by Light Joker May 26, 2007