A city on the East Coast that is home to residents who feel their city is the greatest in the world. Common misconceptions repeatedly heard within 100 miles of the city include, "The Ravens are winning the Super Bowl this year", "Ray Lewis is God", "The O's are better than the Yankees", "bright colored polos and foppish colored pants are cool" and many more. Features the highest homocide rate in the nation. Also home to residents who believe they are richer than they really are.
by MikeyCP July 31, 2005
STD CAPITAL OF THE UNITED STATES! Home of the dirty whores, they think there dimes when they really Fours!!!
by ???? February 18, 2005
Baltimore has their own music, style, and dialect. Baltimore is a totally separate place from the rest of Maryland.
Baltimore is where bamma's live.
Only in Baltimore will you see someone where nike boots with shorts. Only in Baltimore will you see someone where a full red sweatsuit with matching red Tim's (Timberland boots), only in Baltimore do people act "extra" (too much).
Unfortunately, Baltimore is also home to club music ("Peanut Butter Jelly! Peanut Butter Jelly!!" "Ham and cheese!.... Ham and cheese!!") <--- Terrible.
Unfortunately, Baltimore people where closes 3 sizes too big. Why does your white tee look like a skirt, and your shorts (when visible from beneath your skirt) look like pants or too-big capris??
I didn't even mention the murder rate and AIDs rate in the city yet.
Never EVER affiliate Baltimore with the rest of Maryland. Prince George's County is in MD, Montgomery County is in MD, but Baltimore...? That's not a part of these continental United States.
Baltimore is where bamma's live.
Only in Baltimore will you see someone where nike boots with shorts. Only in Baltimore will you see someone where a full red sweatsuit with matching red Tim's (Timberland boots), only in Baltimore do people act "extra" (too much).
Unfortunately, Baltimore is also home to club music ("Peanut Butter Jelly! Peanut Butter Jelly!!" "Ham and cheese!.... Ham and cheese!!") <--- Terrible.
Unfortunately, Baltimore people where closes 3 sizes too big. Why does your white tee look like a skirt, and your shorts (when visible from beneath your skirt) look like pants or too-big capris??
I didn't even mention the murder rate and AIDs rate in the city yet.
Never EVER affiliate Baltimore with the rest of Maryland. Prince George's County is in MD, Montgomery County is in MD, but Baltimore...? That's not a part of these continental United States.
EXAMPLE #1:
Foreigner: Hey, you here that!? ("If it's your birthday make some noise!! If it's your birthday make some noise!!!")
Foreigner: That's that Maryland music!!
PG Native: Nah, that's that Baltimore music. Get it right!
EXAMPLE #2:
PG#1: What a bum... Check out the new guy coming this way...
B-More Bamma: Hey son, what's really good?
PG#2: You from Baltimore?
B-More Bamma: Yah son!
Everyone: Ohh........ (All walk away)
Foreigner: Hey, you here that!? ("If it's your birthday make some noise!! If it's your birthday make some noise!!!")
Foreigner: That's that Maryland music!!
PG Native: Nah, that's that Baltimore music. Get it right!
EXAMPLE #2:
PG#1: What a bum... Check out the new guy coming this way...
B-More Bamma: Hey son, what's really good?
PG#2: You from Baltimore?
B-More Bamma: Yah son!
Everyone: Ohh........ (All walk away)
by PG County is King January 26, 2007
A city where you will find the dirtiest and smelliest ppl of maryland. Filled with mexicans and whores. However people rep it to the fullest and are not afraid to say that they live there! Proud people live here haters need to kiss our ass b/c b-damore is the shit!
by Kadi January 17, 2005
a town full of people that wanna be philly so bad they steal our slang, architecture, and culture. they for the streets. if you see a baltimore boul spank them cause they always coming from a dick appointment cause they never stop dick eating.
"Yo you from Baltimore? naw dawg ion fuck with Baltimore bouls get the fuck outta here! Before I shoot yo ugly ass, dick eater!"
by yungboul838 May 17, 2021
Having unprotected sex with a girl.
by Wee-Bey September 17, 2009
A shithole city in Maryland that thinks it is Philly, but is nowhere near. Makes post-nuclear Hiroshima look like the land of milk and honey. It is the 6th most dangerous city in the US, whereas for all Philly haters, Philly is not even on the list.
BTW-DC is ALSO on the list, at like #4 or something.
BTW-DC is ALSO on the list, at like #4 or something.
Baltimore is a cesspot, and if you go there you'll get shot.
Baltimore thinks it owns Philly, but in fact, Philly will own it any day.
Crab Cakes suck ass.
Philly>B'more
Baltimore thinks it owns Philly, but in fact, Philly will own it any day.
Crab Cakes suck ass.
Philly>B'more
by PhillyDude November 30, 2004