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baltimization 

A world that is imposible to look up. It can not be found in most popular dictionaries nor can it be found through searching for the word on the internet.
"Baltimization" appears on Harvey Birdman: Attourney at Law during season three, episode eleven titled "Sebben & Sebben Employee Orientation" It only appears as a word with no definition or hint as to what it mean. Due to the words placment amongst other words and phrases such as "breasmilk flavoured LSD," "Vintage pointed sticks," "Textiles." and "Those twirly things on strippers' breasts." the definition of the word cannot be deduced based on context. The closest thing that can be deduced through much internet searching is that it has something to do with gypsum and calcium sulfate"
stan: "so what do you do?"
bob: "Im into professional baltimization"
(this example fullfills the definition if bob jumps out the window to his death and takes the secret of what baltimization is to his grave.)
Related Words

Balticization 

a political process in which an independent country is subjected to annexation of a powerful country and gains independence again. The term comes from the Baltic States (Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania) that were independent from 1920 till 1940, when they were annexed to the Soviet Union, only to secede as independent countries in 1991.
Balticization differs from Balkanization.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026