Balloonshop 

A highly unknown group of guys on youtube that make possibly the funniest comedy video's I've seen. It's similar to smosh but will actually make you laugh.

Balloonshop is f*ckin hilarious
Brahan's books
Learning is fun
take it to the next level

These are all great video's.

Balloonshop by g fizzle for rizzle March 31, 2009

Balloonishness 

Foolishness; The nature of being a balloon

I had a total balloonishness moment and left my cashcard in Centra for a week and never noticed.

Balloonishness by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011

Balloonist dozen 

18

Jill fucked a balloonist dozen worth of men in one night. 18 cocks penetrated her holes.

Balloonist dozen by Jill Weiss October 23, 2012

Balloonshop 

An extremely underrated YouTube channel that has a ridiculous amount of hilarious quotes through different situations in their videos. Pretty much does not have enough views for what they deserve.

"My name is Bob Trufont. I am a businessman. I stay at the Double Tree as often as possible"
"Mom and Dad, I am running away. And if you want to know, I plan on hopping on with a ban of gypsies outside of Flagstaff Arizona. From there I will befriend a young puppy named jonathan winslow and we will go on fantastic adventures to far off lands" Balloonshop

Balloonshop by Pewhey1001 October 4, 2011

Balloon Fish

A fish that when born is instantly filled with helium from it's helios gland that makes it float up and fly out of the water due to being unable to breathe it dies and explodes it then releases millions of eggs which will hatch after a week and suffer the same fate.

Balloon Fish offspring are a exact clones of their parent.

If by chance the balloon fish is kept alive longer than a year nuclear fusion will occur inside it's Aurum (a special organ that only the balloon fish has) and gold will be produced which weighs down the fish so it can survive.

The Balloon Fish never got to produce the gold it needed to survive.

Balloon Fish by #SaveTheBalloonFish November 4, 2013

balloonis 

A pretense in presenting something as adequate simply because it has implied qualities that are meant to compensate for its obvious inadequacy.

This nouvelle cuisine crap is balloonis, just give me a double burger and a big gulp.

balloonis by Joe Physics July 29, 2004

ballooniphile 

Someone with an unhealthy sexual interest in under-inflated ballons.

John: Did you see Sid at the wedding?
Bill: Yes, noticed he kept disappearing in the toilet with a bunch of balloons.
John: Yeah? Weirdo. I have heard rumours hes a Ballooniphile

ballooniphile by Adrian Pt February 15, 2008