Ballistic Bitch

when your friend gets all hyped up about nothing and startd yelling at you

joe:You killed me! you said you wouldnt!

me: what a Ballistic Bitch

by zeta_prime November 16, 2021

ideal-ballistic

A quick to respond phrase that is seldom used when in total agreement with your work colleague.

(Circa: 2000)

Jigsy: “We’re gonna have some drinks after work, that sound good to you dude?”

Lito: ”Ideal-ballistic!”

by Carlito Pinkariya December 31, 2007

Ballistic wank

When you wank so hard, your cum makes a hole in the roof.

I took a ballistic wank this morning.

by Misterymissile August 31, 2020

ballistic masturbation

A pseudosport that is defined by the participants who discharge firearms at nothing in particular. Also used to describe shooting your weapon at large, stationary objects, such as old washing machines.

He thinks he's a real sportsman, but he's never bagged a deer. It's all just ballistic masturbation.

by Silence March 28, 2003

ballistic lobotomy

Suicide by gunshot to the head.

Jeff: Hey Jan, did you hear what happened to Tom?

Jan: No.

Jeff: He preformed a ballistic lobotomy on himself.

Jan: Oh Snap !

by Camel'sTowing October 12, 2018

Ballistic Tip

A bullet tip that explodes on impact.

(Rednecks Talking About Ballistic Tip Arrows)
Jim Bob: I Jisht Bought Shome Ballishtic Tipsh Fer My Arras.

Bubba: Holly Fuck!!! Are Ye Try'na B Lock Rambo?

by Ded_Lotus April 8, 2009

Ballistic shit

A shit that exits the anus with such force, the toilet smashes or leaves a hole in a wall, window or roof

I took a ballistic shit

by Misterymissile September 3, 2020