Post Balldum depression

The gloomy feeling you get right after you masturbate due to the realization of how lonely you are.

Dude i just jacked it, and now i got post balldum depression!

Post Balldum depression by MrPrimeribs May 6, 2011

Ballum

A completely stark naked wank.

My mum caught me having a ballum and there was nothing I could do.

Ballum by Rich Irvine April 23, 2008

lilo ballzums 

to have lil balls that u disgrace your family.

Son, your girl told me you gots lilo ballzums. :(

lilo ballzums by TeabagTodd September 1, 2007

Ballume 

The measurable volume of a man's testicles.

Your ballume is impressively large.

Ballume by landryh69 January 28, 2014

Ballbumpin'

The act of bumping ones balls to another persons balls.

I'll come to your party tonight,but it better not be a ballbumpin' party.

Ballbumpin' by Applecook July 18, 2016

Ballpumper

A man who regularly vacuum pumps his scrotum to enlarge the nads and the sac. Ballpumpers are usually also cockpumpers.

Look at the bulge in that guy's jeans! He must be a ballpumper.

That old guy is either a ballpumper or his ticker's not up to the task of clearing edema.

Ballpumper by Tigerdave October 26, 2008

Balldust 

Dried, crumbly semen.

After Dick had a wet dream, he woke up the next morning with balldust in his boxers.

Balldust by Goofnut April 13, 2018