A person whose entire brain is occupied by football — strategy, goals, matches, and even their dreams are football matches.
They're either a football genius, a delulu baller, or both.
When an individual (hopefully a male) has so many orgasms that his prostate gland cannot produce enough man milk to feed the demand. Some common places to encounter a gentlemen who has had his balls drained are at orgies, weddings, funerals, family get togethers or the red light district.
Dude, Elainesucked my dick for eight hours straight. She is a balldraining slut.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"